shorty, aka dorstenia lancifolia

that's right. try to say it 5 times.

dorstenia lancifolia
dorstenia lancifolia
dorstenia lancifolia
dorstenia lancifolia
dorstenia lancifolia

i just call my plant "shorty", aka the hi-five palm tree.
shorty hangs out on my window sill and hi-five all the
kitties in the neighborhood.

"hiiii-fiivvveee"